It came to my attention that SLINK was posting a link to a blog in his room, which he strongly denies is his work, that gave an 'anonymous' account of the events leading up to Lord Merciful Voo finally listening to the nagging of his friends to reopen his room and not allow a couple of morons to ride on the coattails of his popularity any longer.
As I read the blog titled 'The Best Drama on Paltalk' I found myself roaring with laughter at the baldfaced lies, with holes in the story big enough to drive a MACK truck through . Talk about E&OE's (errors and omissions). The blog ought to have commenced with "Once upon a time..." It was a poorly written work of fiction. The blogger had also left out some very important pieces of information. In particular an audio in Voo's possession of a discussion he had with Slink shortly before the collapse of the old Debate Central, where he was plotting a 'coup' against Dommie "the psychotic ugly fat bitch" to quote Slink. The blogger also failed to appreciate that even the most mentally challenged can see through bullshit.
The Rattler asked for comments from Paltalk chatters who have the low down on this latest drama, that has almost seen Slink have a cerebral hemorrhage trying unsuccessfully convince intelligent people that he is the 'good guy.' Too many are very well acquainted with the MO of this little cockroach.
To make this story come together it needs to be explained that a few weeks before Der Crystal Nacht that resulted in the destruction of the old Debate Central, Lord Voo had handed his admin hat into Dommie in protest of the way the room was operating.
Anyone who is acquainted with Lord Voo on Paltalk will know that as chatters go he is a legend. His style is too flamboyant for the faint hearted, and his vitriolic abuse of adversaries can leave them on life support. But love him or hate him Lord Voo is an advocate for injustice, both on and off paltalk.
The Admins in Debate Central had been dubbed NAZI's and any decent chatters were gathering in Ms Arwen's room, where for the most part the admins have at least double digit IQ's and Arwen does not give Admins latitude to bounce chatters on a whim. Some do of course but Arwen does not condone it. Debate Central's better admins were left wondering as to why they subjected themselves to the daily torture of associating with people who needed the difference between a racial slur and a swipe at a religion explained everyday.
Now that Voo was no longer wearing a hat in Debate Central the power drunk NAZI admins felt even more in command. One evening Voo challenged a decision from Little But Not a Lot, and we shall leave the reader to ponder where her deficiencies are. Little adopted an attitude with Lord Voo that said "if you don't like it, fuck off" Voo didn't like it, but he has never been one to retire from a conflict. He unleashed a Voo style address to Little's abuse of power, and was bounced from the room.
Voo IM'd his 'mate' Slink to get the code to return to the room for the purpose of addressing Little but not a lot (of gray matter) more firmly. Slink, refused to play ball and give Voo the code. He couldn't be having Voo verbally beat up on his cyber squeeze, especially as they had not 'gone private' yet that evening. Voo called Dommie at home and she gave him the code. Voo returned to the room. Little may have needed a thick fluffy towel to clean up the mess after Voo spoke his mind, and it is doubtful if Slink got his jollies that night! Not only did Voo rip into Little for what she did to him, but also for how they were running the room in general. The NAZI style of admining was keeping good chatters from going to the room. Every day the line up for the microphone was reduced to people who could hardly string a coherent sentence together. It was noted that while Voo was giving Little some correction none of the other Admins came to her (Little's) aid. Not even Slink or Abby. With mates like that hey? The next day the plot thickened and for those who like a little juicy fact with their gossip it goes like this.
It was a dark and stormy night...when Slink and his gang of backstabbing conspirators, which included Abby, Dommie's best mate, an Aussie Sheila who fits a quaint OZ expression 'dumber than bat shit' decided that had had enough of that upstart Lord Merciful Voo. They reopened 2 Way Street, the writer went into the room and received an IM from Lord Voo that he had been banned. Slink and the writer went into a private room for Slink to explain why Lord Voo had been banned. Slink put forward all kinds of reasons why Voo was banned and none of it made sense in real terms, except that Slink was totally pissed off that Voo came back into the room with a hat and slammed Little. During this conversation Slink was querying how Voo got his hat back, as he had not given him the code. I knew that Voo had called Dommie and she gave him the code because he told me he had done so. Slink was advised of this. Now he was really pissed off. Dommie had, in his mind, betrayed him and the other admins by giving Voo the code, and then taking her phone off the hook so he couldn't contact her. But dear chatters he (Slink) did not know this fact until after he had reopened 2 Way Street, with the purpose of destroying Dommie's room. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we...you know the rest.
Slink told me that I was welcome in his room anytime, I thanked him and said, "No I won't be supporting your room, I stand by my mates. " A concept I am not sure this home ground Repuke understands. It is also an Aussie thing, a code of honor most Aussie's, even dumb old Alfie would appreciate.
So what we had was a real dilemma. Debate Central was open but Meritman was the only admin. Slink had taken all of Dommie's other admins with him. As anyone who has ever run a room would know it takes some planning, or in this case plotting, to have an admin team ready to go when a room opens.
For some reason Slink didn't want Meritman, too smart would be my guess. Dommie and Tuch were nowhere to be found. One can only guess what shenanigans they might have been up to. So the room known as Debate Central was left floundering with ONE admin and in danger of total collapse unless Meritman could and would put in an unknown number or hours on his own. Neither Meritman or Voo could appoint admins so Voo jumped in and offered a solution. He said that he would reopen his room (Mainstream Politics Resurgence) and everyone could migrate over there until the problem could be worked out. Meritman closed Debate Central and we all moved to Mainstream Politics, which went to no.1 for a week and held that position by a country mile ahead of ALL the other rooms.
A week passed and still no sign of Dommie or Tuch, isn't love grand? Then late one evening, after Voo had gone to bed, Dommie appeared with an announcement about how she was glad the room (Debate Central) had closed because the needed a break, her health had not been good. Then she gave the BTW, "I didnt give Voo the code to my room he already had it" Now that WAS another Pork Pie (lie) right there, which Dommie was forced to admit in front of Tuch this week. To use an expression from a very funny Aussie comedienne Miss Effie, "How embarrassment!"
Dommie must have been feeling gutted by what her 'friends' Slink, Abby and Little had done. Voo who is more heart than bluster took pity on her. He offered to give Dommie a hat in his room, but Dommie refused, she needed to be the Diva. So Voo agreed to MERGE the rooms. The writer was an admin in Mainstream Politics and was not at all happy about taking a hat in the new room. It was felt that Dommie could not run a bloody pie shop, and with two failed rooms behind her it was a reasonable conclusion. Tuch had always seemed reasonable but getting close to a seat of power, a chatroom SuperAdmin sent a rush of blood to his head. The writer lodged a protest on the day but agreed to take a hat out of loyalty to Lord Voo, as he had done a very noble thing to help a friend, when his busy schedule did not really allow for it. Tuch did NOT like the fact that the writer took a hat with some trepidation, and had made no bones about it. It made him nervous. He wanted his DommieGoddess and himself to be the 'stars' of the show not Lord Voo. Or was there some other hidden motive? The writer suspected there was and said as much to Lord Voo. However, Voo's friendship with Dommie was solid and he wanted to show her that he had not reopened Mainstream Politics to destroy her room.
A couple of weeks passed and with new and better admins the room was regaining strength and fending off the damage done by the treachery of Slink and his cohorts. Then the writer learned that they (Tuch and Dommie) had taken the admin hats from Tung Fu and Lord Voo. The reason for taking Tung Fu’s hat was that he also admined in Slink’s room. And for Voo no reason was offered, not even to him. The writer was very hostile that this had happened to tung fu, who was an excellent admin. It was suggested to Tuch that he give Tung his hat back or take the writers. Tung was reinstated. This left Voo without a hat, which was rather extraordinary after all Voo had agreed to lend the name of his VERY successful room, Maintstream Politics. It seemed rather idiotic that Voo no longer had a hat in a room which had been his. Could Tuch have been rolling too many of those funny cigarettes to think it would fly? The writer was indeed vocal about this in private with Tuch. Tuch sat in wait for the writer to put a foot wrong. An opportunity came for him to apply the red dot, claiming that I used a racial slur. Here we have living proof chatters that dope does kill brain cells! The poor darling does not KNOW that Muslims are NOT a race. Anyone who knows me knows that I detest bigots, and used the term 'rag head' to highlight a chatter's hatred for Muslims. Tuch and I exchanged words privately and I do recall calling him a total moron, who does not have the brains to run a toy choo choo train on a small and repetitive track. He was told in no vague terms what the writer thought about the underhanded way they had treated Voo. It concluded with the writer suggesting that he (Tuch) stick the admin hat in a warm dark tight place (I just don't work well with fools) The writer was banned from the room immediately. My goodness they could not risk having the beans spilled about what they had done to Voo. The story that Tuch likes to tell is that HE took the writer's hat and it is a blatant lie.
Now the plot thickens. Tuch told Voo ( and I heard the audio of the chat) that he took his (Voo's) hat and banned him because Voo protested the stupidity of the writer being banned. For mercy sake Tuch could write an episode for Desperate Housewives if we could sober him up enough, or reduce his in take of the mighty weed. Dear chatters that was just another lie in the litany of pork pies (lies) being peddled about this silly business. Voo's hat had already been taken by Tuch, before I resigned as an admin, if you recall this was the reason I resigned. So dear Paltalk chatters, those who give a damn, there it is.
The Blog Best Drama on Paltalk needs to be remaned, the Most Useless Bullshit on Paltalk. Have any of the Rattler regulars bothered to read the posts to the blog after my expose of the facts. Slink is squealing 'liar lair pants on fire' but ran from a private chat today like a bat out of hell, when Voo challenged him in the presence of Dommie and some of the other principle players in this cyber-soap opera.
It is was a great day for all Paltalk chatters when Lord Voo will reopen his room this week with admins that allow the chat to flow and don't stop people in mid sentence with a red dots because they are saying something they don't like. Or stifle the discussion to the point the room is left with a line up that reads like a cast of characters from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Aunty Kate.
